波波小说

第11部分（第4页）

Good　thing　he　left　the　Viagra　at　home。

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protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

A　not…so…private　party　at　the　yale　club

In　case　you　were　feeling　left　out　of　Saturday？s　Yale　Club　all…day…and…all…night　festival　of

debauchery？they　certainly　kept　the　staff　busy　trotting　over　to　Grand　Central　for　more　Prosecco

from　the　Campbell　Apartment　and　cheesecake　from　Junior？s？a　certain　Yalie…to…be　will　host　the

graduation　party　of　a　lifetime　at　the　club　next　Monday　night。　The　Yale　Club　is　strictly

members…only；　but　never　fear。　Yalie　Daddy　has　paid　the　club　handsomely　to　keeps　its　doors　open

all　night　long　to　any　well…dressed　merrymaker　who　wanders　in　looking　for　more　ways　to　make

merry。　It？s　his　way　of　apologizing　to　his　daughter　for　not　being　there　in　the　flesh。　Aw；　how　sweet。

Let？s　hope　he　doesn？t　forget　that　she　will　also　need　some　way　of　getting　around　New　Haven　next

year。　Vroom；　vroom。

Postbreakfast　depression

Ken　Mogul　is　either　extremely　fussy；　extremely　mean；　or　both。　Rumor　has　it　that　only　four　girls

were　called　back　for　a　second　audition　for　the　lead　role　in　his　new　feature　film；Breakfast　at　Fred？s　。

Another　rumor　is　that　he？s　casting　his　younger　sister　in　the　Holly　Golightly　part　and　the　casting　on

Saturday　was　actually　just　for　extras。　What　a　waste　of　talent。

An　arranged　marriage

We？ve　all　heard　about　how　the　British　royals　have　a　penchant　for　arranged　marriages。　It　saves　a

lot　of　trouble　and　embarrassment　when　no　one　has　to　sneak　around　or　worry　about　introducing

their　socially　inept；　badly　dressed　girlfriend　to　their　mom；　who　happens　to　be　the　queen。　Well；

according　to　my　sources　in　the　U。K。；　a　certain　blue…blooded　English　hunk；　who　recently　graduated

from　Yale　and　is　currently　residing　at　the　Yale　Club　while　he　finishes　up　some　business？aka

partying？in　New　York　before　going　home　for　the　summer；　has　been　betrothed　to　an　equally　royal

English　girl　since　he　was　barely　two　years　old。　I　haven？t　seen　a　picture　of　her；　but　having

witnessed　how　quickly　he　snapped　up　ourB　；　my　guess　is　she？s　probably　not　much　of　a　looker；　and

he？s　probably　not　too　thrilled　about　marrying　her。

Thief　of　stolen　goods　identified

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